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Can I help you?

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Well, that all depends if you're willing
to cooperate in an ongoing

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investigation.

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Of course. What are you investigating?

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I'm investigating how much of a
douchebag you are.

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Excuse me?

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We'll look it on the list.

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Kate Wilson, ex -girlfriend. You
borrowed money from her?

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Never paid her back.

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Well, actually... Rebecca Phillips.

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Also an ex -girlfriend. You took her
credit score from 815 down to 550 when

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financed a grow -up for you, which
completely failed.

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Okay, that was actually unfortunate.

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I can... Shut it, douchebag.

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Look, what exactly am I being charged
for? Because as far as I know, being a

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douchebag isn't a felony or even a
misdemeanor.

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You fucked over all these women, and
they still came back to you.

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That must be some really great dick you
have.

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Huh? I had to find out for myself.

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Oh!

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Whoa.

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Let's see what all those lawyers
couldn't stay away from.

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It's a hot body.

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I see now how those goals came back.

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We should have got you handcuffs.

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Oh, you're naughty.

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Oh, wow.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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Amen.

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I'm interested in investigating what
kind of a cock you have.

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I didn't think about what kind of a
mouth you have.

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Okay.

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It hurts so bad.

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It hurts so bad.

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Thank you.

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Do you want to climb on top? Yeah, I do.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh,

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fuck,

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yeah.

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oh my god oh my god

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Oh,

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yeah

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But yeah, that's why I always want to
come back.

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I'm sorry.

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Shit.

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Yes.

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That's it, that's it, that's it. I guess
so.

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Are you even a real cop?